He asked a farmer if he could stay the night. The farmer said "The only other bed I have is with my daughter. If you touch her, I'll kill you." So the salesman goes to sleep but wakes in the middle of the night. Unable to resist, he climbs upon the farmer's daughter and begins sex. The light comes on and the farmer is standing with a shotgun. The farmer marches the salesman out to the barn and wedges his penis in a vice. The salesman looks and sees the farmer sharpening a bowie knife on a leather strap. He asks "You put me through all this and you're going to cut it off too?" The farmer replied "No. I'm gonna set this knife where you can reach it and I'm gonna set the barn on fire."
I would do this to all the peadophiles out there but id make the knife rusty and i would make it so they couldn't undo the vice!!!!!
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