Be careful what you wish for?
Two guys are out playing golf and one of them, Bill, asks his pal if he has a pen.
"Sure, there's one in my golf bag." and he extracts this foot long BIC ballpoint.
"That's some size of pen, Tommy!" says Bill, "where'd you get it?"
"Oh," says Tommy, "I got it from my genie."
"You've got a genie?!?" Bill says, astonished.
"Sure, he's in the golf bag, go see."
So Bill looks in the golf bag and there indeed is this tiny genie sitting in there all cross-legged and stuff.
"Hey!" Bill says excitedly, "Wow! Could you grant me a wish?"
"A friend of my master may have a wish!" responds the genie.
So Bill wishes for a million bucks. The genie claps his hands and POOF! suddenly the air is filled with quacking, feathers and a million ducks all over the golf course.
"Hmm," says Tommy, "Maybe I should have told you he is hard of hearing - do you really think I wished for a twelve inch BIC?"
Hahaha!!! Well dun!!!!!! Good one! My chair really is squeaking!! have another star!!
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