CRYPTIC DINNER MENU i need a little help?
I am putting on a cryptic dinner for friends and am having some difficulties coming up with cryptic words for some of the items on the menu.
So far i have
Beer - Watering Hole/Hopping Glad
Chips and Guacamole - Corny Dress
Pumpkin Soup - Peters broth
Bread roll - Tumbled Grain
Spoon - Paddle
Salad - Ladas
Salad dressing - Ladas Coat
Carbonara - An automobile and jovi saying part goodbye in chinese
White wine - Light and Lovely
Knife - Pocket
Fork - Dividing Road
Red Wine - Bulls Blood
Berry crumble - Crumbling Red
Ice Cream - Sub Zero
Spoon - Big Dipper
After Dinner Mint - ?
Toothpick - Get the point
Shot - Midget Mug
What do you think? I dont like some of them
If you have any ideas at all i would appreciate it, or just let me know what you think, are they too easy? too hard?
Thanks
I make no comments about other people's cryptic clues. Everything is down to opinion. What some people think are good others don't and vice versa! Here are a few of my suggestions!
Beer - "A cheery, large mix" (ie anag of "lager")
Chips and Guacamole "Mexican green corn"
Pumpkin Soup - "Halloween Brew"
Bread roll - "Bundle of Money"
Spoon - "Baby Feeder"
Salad - "a lad's best days" (anag of "a lads" and salad days)
Salad dressing - "getting ready for a lad's best days"
Carbonara - "Burn an artist" (carbon a R.A.)
White wine - "Caucasian Grumble" (white whine)
Knife - "Bowie's a back stabber" (Bowie knife not David!)
Fork - "White man's Tongue?" (White man speak with fork tongue)
Red Wine - "Russian Grumble" (red whine)
Berry crumble - "Halle goes to pieces" ( Halle Berry)
Ice Cream - "Your Sundae Best"
After Dinner Mint - "Nines" (After Eights)
Toothpick - "Cupid's Misplaced Choice?" (Cuspid Choice)
Shot - "Photographed in the Dark?"
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