Marriage ?
A husband says to his wife, 'l was a fool when l married you,'
'l know' she replies, 'but l was in love and didnt notice.'
A woman puts an ad in the paper saying, 'husband wanted'.
Next day she gets 100s of replies all saying the same thing.
'you can have mine'.
Going to a party with the wife is like going fishing with a game warden.
For sale: 'twenty volume encyclopedia, good condition, no longer needed. wife knows everything.
For twenty years my wife and l were happy. then we met.
Awoman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
I got married to miss right. I just didnt realise her first name was always.
I live like a medieval knight. Every night l go to bed with a battleaxe at my side.
I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back.
Make love not war. Or if you want both, get married.
if your missus sees this you'll get put in the doghouse
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