Celebrity jokes?
I know some of these are old, but oh well...
What did OJ say to his kids when they wanted to use the Bronco?
Go axe your mom.
Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
Yeah, they found her face down in a Rikki Lake.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace.
Why was Christa McCullife such a bad teacher?
She blew up in front of her class!
Other miscellaneous ones: (I've got 600 characters left!)
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a leaf pile?
Russel.
Two guys with no arms or legs hangin' on a wall?
Kurt 'n' Rod.
What did Jesus tell the Polish people before he rose to heaven?
You guys play dumb 'til I get back.
Best way to get stains out of your underwear?
Put them over your head and Shout it Out!
A dyslexic walks into a bra....
Two polacks out hunting and end up fighting over a set of tracks they see. Deer! says one, No, BEAR! says the other. They both throw down their guns to fight when the train hits 'em.
hahaha some of those i never heard before i liked them
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